My ex-husband’s new wife sent me to the back during my son’s graduation… but one sentence he said made the entire auditorium stand up.
The boy checked a list, looked at Cynthia, and lowered his voice while saying, “Ma’am, I was told those seats were for the father’s family, but you can stand in the back.”
Susan clutched the bouquet of sunflowers she was carrying and shouted, “Standing in the back? Are you even listening to what you are saying?”